Zer0's Playlist 074

Beautiful
Akon feat. Colby O'Donis and Kardinal Offshall

When I see you
I run out of words to say
I wouldn't leave you
'Cause you're that type of girl to make me stay

I see the guys tryna holla, girl I don't wanna bother you
'Cause you're independent and you got my attention
Can I be your baby father? Girl, I just wanna show you
That I love what you are doin' hun

I see you in the club, you gettin' down girl
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club, you showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful

You're so beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
You're so beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
You're so beautiful

Like the clouds you
Drift me away, far away, yeah
And like the sun you
Brighten the day, you brighten my day, yeah

I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie

I see you in the club, you gettin' down girl
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club, you showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful

You're so beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
You're so beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
You're so beautiful

Kardinal told you, whether the sky blue or yellow
This fella ain't that mellow if it ain't about you!
Hourglass shape make a place go 'woo!'
Waistline makes my soldier salute

I'm a brute, high from your high heel game
High heels push up ya ass last name
And you livin' in the fast lane, eyes like an angel
Goddess, watch my gal and how she undress

Spotless, heartless, bad to the bone
Make me wanna go put me in the triple-X zone
Lames don't know how to talk to you
So let me walk with you, hold my hand

I'ma spend them grands but after you undress
Not like a hooker but more like a Princess
Queen, Empress, President
Pull anywhere you go on Earth 'cause you're beautiful, okay?

I see you in the club, you gettin' down girl
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club, you showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful

You're so beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
You're so beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful, beautiful
You're so beautiful

Where'd you come from? You're outta this world to me
You're a symbol of what every beautiful woman should be, ooh wee

I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie

I see you in the club, you gettin' down girl
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club, you showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
You're so beautiful

Zer0's Playlist 073

I Gotta Feeling
The Black Eyed Peas

I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
(Good lang)
I gotta feeling...
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
(Good lang)
I gotta feeling... (Woohoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
(Good lang)
I gotta feeling... (Woohoo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
(Good lang)
Tonight's the night
Let's live it up
I got my money
Let's spend it up
Go out and smash it
Like Oh My God
Jump off that sofa
Let's kick it OFF

I know that we'll have a ball
If we get down
And go out
And just lose it all
I feel stressed out
I wanna let it go
Lets go way out spaced out
And loosing all control

Fill up my cup
Mazel tov
Look at her dancing
Just take it... OFF
Lets paint the town
We'll shut it down
Let's burn the roof
And then we'll do it again

Lets do it (x4)
And do it (2x)
Let's live it up
And do it (3x)
Do it, do it
Lets do it(3x)

Cause I gotta feeling... (WoooHooo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
(Good lang)
I gotta feeling... (WoooHooo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
(Good lang)
I gotta feeling
Tonight's the night (HEY! )
Let's live it up (lets live it up)
I got my money (I'm paid)
Lets spend it up (Lets spend it up)
Go out and smash it (Smash it)
Like Oh My God (Like Oh My God)
Jump off that sofa (Come On! )
Lets kick it OFF

Fill up my cup (Drank)
Mazel tov (La chaim)
Look at her dancing (Move it Move it)
Just take it... OFF
Lets paint the town (Paint the town)
We'll shut it down (Shut it down)
Lets burn the roof (Woooooo)
And then we'll do it again

Lets do it (x4)
And do it (2x)
Let's live it up
And do it (3x)
Do it, do it
Lets do it(3x)
Do it, do it, do it, do it

Here we come
Here we go
We gotta rock
Easy come
Easy go
Now we on top
Feel the shot
Body rock
Rock it don't stop
Round and round
Up and down
Around the clock

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday
Friday, Saturday
Saturday to Sunday

Get, get, get, get, get with us
You know what we say (say)
Party everyday (x2)

I gotta feeling (WooHooo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
(Good lang)
I gotta feeling (WooHooo)
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good night
That tonight's gonna be a good good night
(Good lang)
Woohoo

Zer0's Day

D@mn! It's my day! And the Black Eyed Peas are coming to celebrate!



I gotta feeling! More at http://www.arthursday.com.my/

Zer0's KFC Tricks

If you recall, I was tricked by KFC into buying their royal treatz a while back which was no where near royal at all. And it doesn't even taste nearly as good as McD's sundae.

Recently, I received a forward e-mail about someone being really unsatisfied with KFC's advertising which really trick people into buying their not so great add ons. The story is about KFC's newest Shrimp Stix.



KFC shows a unbelievably big shrimp stix on the plate, which appears to be a lot bigger than a piece of chicken. Advertising gimmick.



And when the real thing comes out, its was 10 times smaller than advertised. So unlucky for the guy who ordered it.

KFC has a good reason to cover up their advertising gimmicks. First, a very fine print saying that all pictures are for illustration purposes only. Second, it's a shrimps stix and not some tiger prawn stix! Shrimps, if you didn't know is a smaller family of prawns. So you'll either get a small piece of stix with shrimps in it or a larger stix with some shrimps and a lot of veges in it.

So I come into a conclusion that, KFC only serve good chicken, potatoes and coke. Err.. no pepsi actually. Other non-chicken, non-potato and non-pepsi products such as royal treatz, alaskan fish burger and shrimp stix are all horrible cause KFC have no idea to make food other than their trademark chickens.

Zer0's Worst Street Fighter Game Ever

Back in the old days, 3D is no where to be seen in games. Most games are hand drawn, 2D characters that comes in 8 bit colors. However, Midway has came out with probably the first human digitalized game. A real human model is made into Mortal Kombat 3 making it a really popular 2D fighting game back then.



Capcom in the other hand has a totally different idea. In conjunction with the release of the Street Fighter live action movie, Capcom decided to digitalize all the main cast into the game. Making it a live action fighting game.



The intention is good but it is just not possible to make such game during the rise of video game consoles. The end result is just horrible and it is a totally a step backward from the successful SFII Turbo.



I use to really like this version of street fighter after I read its review from a gaming magazine, GamePro. Back then I was a elementary schooler and I thought Price of Persia is an excellent game. With SF: The Movie boasting a really great graphics back then, in the cover of a magazine.

But really this is one of the worst street fighter game ever made. If you don't believe what I mean, watch the videos below.



Blanka isn't even green.



Akuma which is a really badass character looked like shit. He moves like a stick, jumps like a puppet on a string and his super fireball looks like a lump of cow crap flying across the screen.

Luckily Capcom managed to save all the street fighter fans from this horrible nightmare through their later releases.



Kylie Minogue must be feeling pretty bad looking at her plasticky self being kicked around.

Zer0's Happiest People on Independence Day

Today is my nation's 52nd independence day. 52 years ago, we refused to celebrate the Queen of England's birthday anymore when Tunku Abdul Rahman wants people to celebrate his birthday instead.



Being independent means differently for different people. The following people or group of people are exceptionally happy on this day.

1) Najib (of course)



This year's independence day is Najib's first year in reign of supremacy. And I can say nobody in Malaysia can be happier than him. Cause today, the people of Malaysia suddenly felt more patriotic. And those who didn't care about our country suddenly feels the love towards our nation.



And because of this, Najib can really psycho the people to support him more cause he and his father has bring the independence to us. Thus, Najib will subliminally inject the 1Malaysia theory into your brain.

Of course, DAP's Malaysia for Malaysian is not a correct term. Here's why. For citizens, Malaysia is not meant only for Malaysian. Malaysian Chinese and Indians are considered squatters and not for one instance are recognized as Malaysian. And Bangladeshis, Filipinos and Indonesians feels more like home than ethnic Chinese and Indians.



Najib is totally against the theory of Malaysia's Malaysia cause it does not represent Malaysia at all. So his 1Malaysia theory is more correct. All for 1 Malaysia, 1 Malaysia for 1 Najib. All your tax are belong to me. That's why Najib is the happiest man in this independence day.



2) The people on media.

The people in the media is happy because Najib will pay so much to them to psycho the people of Malaysia. Money = smiles. And in conjunction to the independence day, the media will offer a lot of contests. And these contests involves hidden charges like 50 sen SMS for entry which our people gladly pay to win themselves a 1Malaysia goodie bags.



3) Mat Rempits



Mat Rempits are the most patriotic Malaysia you can find. While normal people end their day at 12.30 in the morning after the independence fireworks show, the Mat Rempits celebrates independence all night long, honking, singing and screaming all their lungs out.



They even offer free independence stuntman shows hoping to free their sould from their useless piece of meat call body so that they can really fly. Mat Rempit's go and f**k yourself.

Zer0's RON97 Story

Intel sold microprocessor to people so that people can travel from Penang to Ipoh in 5 second through the lightning speed of world wide web. Intel offers 3 types of processors to the people of different needs.

First, the Super Core 97 processor. The core 97 offers a great performance to your home PC and it's available almost everywhere. You can just pick up one off the shelf at Walmart at only $1.80 per unit. And best of all, it's compatible with almost all types of motherboard.



Next it's the premium i7 racing. It's the processor that Daigo Umehara put inside his PC that earns him the champion of Street Fighter tournament. The i7 racing is a premium model that very few can afford it, at $2.15 per unit. And if you're just playing Dota, you just can't feel the difference between i7 racing and core 97.

Then it's the very low end Atom 92, sold at $1.70 per unit. It's processing power is so under par that people rather chalk up a few bucks to purchase the core 97. And really only a few store out there sell the atom 92. Very rare and hard to find. Worse, it's not compatible with the motherboard that you can regularly find.



One day, Paul Otellini walked into the board of director meeting and asked why the atom just doesn't sell. Pat says "Atom 92 is not supported by many of the motherboard out there. In fact our very own local made motherboard don't even support atom 92".

Paul, fearing the cash reserve in the bank is diminishing due to unforeseen circumstances, just need to come out with something. Then, as a marketing expert, Sean comes out with an idea. "Why not we take back all the atom 92 in the market, overclock and change it's socket to become atom 95 and sell it at core 97's price. Then we bump up the price of core 97 to $2 per unit and stop i7 racing all together".

Paul liked the idea and say "Well said. All the PC user are dumb @$$ anyway and doesn't know we cheated them using this scheme. And we can still say the processors are subsidized even though the production cost is just a few cents".



And so, Intel started to sell atom 95 at core 97's price with the reason of making the processors affordable to all and the rich bastards with big motherboards can pay for the overpriced core 97. However, there are a few china made motherboard that only runs on core 97. But Paul didn't really care cause these china made motherboards don't sell anyway.

And PC users partly don't give a damn and partly doesn't have a choice. Since there is no other choice. The competitors such as IBM PowerPC are just too power hungry, inefficient and are sold at the same price as atom 92. And it doesn't even run Windows.

Then there's AMD. AMD is f**king cheap. But if you want to use AMD, you have to invest for a whole new motherboard, which is normally not cheap. And there's no turning back once you've converted. The problem with AMD is it's damn hard to find, performs even worse than atom 92 and it explodes.



Of course there's other processor like ARMS and Qualcomm but these are no better than AMD except they don't explode easily. And these are really rare and you have to pay a good amount of royalty to use them.

As user happily buying the atom 95 thinking it's core 97 (which it's not) but they don't even care cause their Dota game aren't really affected whether it's running on atom 95 or core 97. Paul and the gang are laughing for the profit they made.

End of story.

Just change all the italics item above with the definition below. And you'll understand how Najib screw your backside again without you knowing it through the RON95 scheme.

Intel = Malaysia Government
Paul Otellini = Najib
Sean Maloney = Khairy
Pat Gelsinger = Muhyiddin
Microprocessor = Petrol
IBM PowerPC = Diesel
AMD = Liquid Natural Gas, LNG
ARMS = Hybrid
Dell = Shell
Windows, PC = Car
Motherboard = Engine
World wide web = North South Highway
Atom 92 = RON92 Regular Petrol
Core 97 = RON97 Super Unleaded Petrol
i7 racing = V Power racing petrol
Overclock = Adding some octane
Daigo Umehara = Michael Schumacher
Street Fighter tournament = Formula 1 championship
Playing Dota = Driving a Proton
Local made motherboard = local made car i.e. Proton
China made motherboard = Naza Sutera
Royalty = tax

Disclaimer: This article is not meant to defame Intel but I'm just taking Intel as a folklore tale to represent (or kind of representing) our beloved nation, Malaysia.